In keeping with the Official Australian Carpet Snake, I will be referring to the following creature as Toilet Frog. The dark green, hand-sized amphibian was discovered by me (with much fanfare, I might add) one evening during a school meeting. He was head down towards the pipe with legs sticking up, alive and not particularly stressed, a predicament he apparently got into after my friend used the toilet before me without noticing him and flushed. I was informed that he is a tree frog and that he lives under the toilet seat, coming and going as he pleases. For the life of me I cannot figure out why a frog that normally lives in trees would prefer to live in such a wet, high risk environment. I checked in later that evening and sure enough all I could see were two Toilet Frog toes curled around the top of the toilet seat from underneath. One has a choice of two toilets in this part of the school; Frog Toilet and Mosquito Toilet. Frankly, I would rather take my chances and wee in the bush....
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