The Ibis is a nearly knee high bird with a rat tail-like head and feathers on its back end resembling a rotting vintage boa. Originating from Hades, the Ibis ascended from the netherworld to infest Australian urban centers to feed off the discards of humanity. Much like the pigeon, it will hang around picnickers in hopes of a morsel. However, unlike the pigeon, it cannot simply be shooed away. One must swing violently at it, most preferably with a diaper bag or umbrella.
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